United Socialist Provinces of Falkland

United Socialist Socialist Provinces of Orland redirects here, for the Siconian puppet state from 1712-1764 see Orland(disambiguation)

Falkland was founded by Siconia in 1712, as the State of Orland

Revolution
In 1711-1712 Siconian troops liberated Falkland from the Venetian Republic. When Austrian ships bombed Falkland in 1758 Siconia declared war on Austria but since Falkland was wanting independence Siconia figured they could not fund Falkland and the war so Falkland was now independent declaring war on Austria in 1758.

First in Flight
Siconia developed and flew the first balloons but didn't start producing them until much later. Siconian balloons were slow, simple and not very advanced.

Falkland was the first to have aircrafts which that usually had 2 huge balloons with 2 levels that on war one’s on the main deck have cannons, guns, etc. On passenger one’s the main deck was replaced with a 5 star diner,and a lounge.On the lower level was the wheel passenger cabins, crew cabins,storage, and also trade storage due to them doubling as merchant airships too.

Seven Years War
After A mass invasion of Falkland by Austria Falkland declared war on Austria with the Chancellor declaring that we shall not be officially that they shall not be in the record books in the 7 years war but they can right as they were involved with the process.

The "New World"
Once independence was won and the 7 years war was over Britain let Falkland have a port city off of Newfoundland which was soon left to the British for tax purposes then took it back because of the economy bust.

Falkland Ottoman War
In 1768 due to Falkland being freed and sultan Mustafa III thinking they could easily conquer them again they invaded and got wrecked until they sued for peace. Except this caused a major mostly Mediterranean conflict.

Economy Bust of 1789
This was when the economy of Falkland lost a lot of money due to the people refusing to pay taxes at 15 % or higher but when it became lower than 15% the country lost money fast due to the low amount of money people were paying so they raised taxes again and people refused to pay them which made Falkland to take islands to get more land for more taxpayers which worked to their surprise.

Island Campaign
Falkland led in the 1790s-1830s Falkland led many island takeovers or buys after the economy bust of 1789. This included Grenada,Cuba(for 3 months), Dominica, Haiti, Jamaica, The Falklands(in 2015), and The Falkland Virgin Islands.

Falkland Civil War
From July, 14, 1867-December, 31, 1867 was A time where Communism and Socialism (or rebels vs USPF)fought with 3 battles and only 365 people lost their lives only 5 on Falklands side.

Golden Age of Falkland 1882 - 1967  1993 - Present
The Golden Age was a Time of greatness in Falkland with A booming Economy even during the great Depression and just genuine happiness.The reason the first one ended was because the Chancellor had ordered a stupid amount of money to the Republic of the Congo to build a failed train system over a bridge.The second one was rebuilt because of the collapse of the USSR.

World War I
After trying to break it all up they accidentally got in the war. They joined the allies because of having allies but supported Germany after the treaty of Versailles.

Siconian-American war
After trying to break up the dispute. Falkland declared on America after attacking a port at Lenung, Falkland declared war.

World War II
When trying to break it up they almost got dragged in but was able to leave the war 2 years in.

China Falkland War
From Dec,19,1956-Feb,16,1963 there where 2 wars between China and Falkland do to communism vs socialism this was the only time Falkland was involved with the cold war.

The UN
In February of 1967 Falkland joined the UN because they thought it would help spread democracy and culture.

European Union
In July 1993 Falkland officially joined the EU to spread democracy and make them officially in Europe.

COVID-19
When Wuhan,China had the first Covid-19 outbreak Falkland blocked travel from Wuhan to China to Asia to a lot of places masks became mandatory  only essential services were allowed contact tracing was in full effect.

Beliefs
Falkland has no full national religion to give people a bit more choice of religion. The same for language,party,ext. Falkland is a very socialist government with 4 major parties socialist, capitalist, communist, and fascist. Falklanders believe that Democracy is best and that all should have freedom of thought,expression,and beliefs, and that peace is better than any type of violence.

Foreign Affairs
Falkland chooses to get along and negotiate with other countries rather than war. Falkland shall only go to war if being invaded or 2 or more allies of ours get invaded. Falkland shall support unstable nations to give life to them.

Allies
Falklands allies include Russia, the UK, the USA, Canada, Croatia, Italy, France, Germany, Denmark, Norway, Poland, the Republic of Antarctica,and Siconia.

Location
on the island known as Orland, Kriti, or Crete

Geography
The island is split in two because of the Orish mountains. Falkland has 4 provinces (Orland,Lening,Ausm,and Grassing). It is 3,219 sq miles.

Military
In Falkland there is a military called the royal blue jay military with 3 branches the royal blue jay army of Falkland, the royal blue jay navy of Falkland, and the royal blue jay air force of Falkland.

The Royal Blue Jay Army of Falkland
The Army is there for land superiority and small jobs around Falkland. Fights on land may only take orders from a army soldier of a higher rank than his own. There are 22 ranks in the army in Private, lieutenant(1,2,3,4,5),sergeant(1,2,3,4,5),capitan(1,2,3,4,5),general(1,2,3,4,5),and commander.

The Royal Blue Jay Navy of Falkland
The Navy is there for island hopping and water superiority. Only takes orders from Navy rank higher than there’s in Navy. There are 17 ranks in sailor, lieutenant(1,2,3,4,5), captain(1,2,3,4,5), sergeant(1,2,3,4,5), and Admiral.

The Royal Blue Jay Air Force of Falkland
The air force is for air superiority and parachuters. There are no official ranks and mainly take command from the air force spotters.

Politics
Parliament passes laws Chancellor enforces them and carries out policies that have bean approved by Parliament

Elections
Falkland holds Elections for Parliament (1 sided) and the president (who is really the Chancellor).

Culture
We speak 60% Orish, 15%Croatian, 10%German, 5%Greek, 5%others.

20%of us our from the UK, 20%USA, 20%Canada, 30%Born in Falkland, 10%others.

We are known for serving (a rip off of chicken salad)Moose salad.

Our national anthem has no words but is the soviet anthem because for some reason the chancellor said (and I quote)”I like the soviet anthem so I am making it ours without the words”and the people stuck with it until 2011.

And a lot of Siconian culture.

Language
We speak 60% Orish, 15%Croatian, 10%German, 5%Greek, 5%others. The Falkish language is just english words backwards which is hard to speak even for people who are good at speaking it.

Broadway
One thing Falkland is known for is Broadway one of the most favorite of most people from Falkland is Hamilton.